2003 PhD, University of Michigan, Biology Dept. (I know, right?! I wouldn’t even mention this, but for how additionally ridiculous it makes my life seem at times.)
1995 BA, University of California, Berkeley, Integrative Biology Dept.
1989 Princeton High School
2004 – 2010 Scientific advising, program development, and grant-writing for non-profits in Indonesia
2010-2012 Same thing but from back here in the US
2012 Ceased all efforts to have a job following my braindeath after the third child
2006 Tomas, adopted in Indonesia (currently 9)
2010 Phoebe, homegrown and born in Singapore (currently 5)
2012 Tristan, homegrown and born in California (currently 2.75)
Diapers changed: 357,987
Disasters narrowly averted: 4,679
Children successfully potty-trained: 2
Children successfully trained to sleep in a crib: 0
Children currently able to sleep on their own: 1
Brain cells lost to sleep deprivation: most
Well, I think that’s all the necessary background. Onto the stories of the trials and tribulations of motherhood! I hope you’ll enjoy these as much as I love to write them.